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Portal to Nowhere

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Portal to Nowhere playtest

by Lamapotato

Portal to Nowhere is a comedic point-and-click adventure about a thief so desperate to escape justice, he slipped into another dimension. Solve twisted puzzles, explore bizarre worlds, smooth-talk and swindle the galaxy’s strangest beings - and maybe, just maybe, find a way out...

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Access
Instant
On playtest since
Jul 9, 2025
Planned release
Coming soon
Developer
Lamapotato
Platforms
Windows
Players
Single-player
Languages
English, Russian

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About Portal to Nowhere

Portal to Nowhere is a comedic point-and-click adventure in the spirit of Full Throttle, Deponia, and the golden age of LucasArts.

You are Finn Whisper - professional thief, expert escape artist and occasional smartass. After one particularly bold teleportation getaway, Finn doesn't just evade the authorities - he overshoots reality itself and lands in… Nowhere.

Now trapped in a realm filled with misfits, malfunctioning tech and deeply confused lifeforms, Finn must do what he does best:

  • Solve (barely) logical puzzles
  • Smooth-talk and scam the locals
  • And somehow con the universe into letting him go

Meet eccentric characters, explore strange corners of fractured reality, and unravel the unwritten rules of a place that was never meant to exist.

Will Finn outwit Nowhere - or will he finally find a mess he can’t steal his way out of?

Features:

  • Hand-drawn visuals inspired by retro sci-fi and absurdist comedy
  • Dialogues full of charm, wit and cosmic nonsense
  • (Аllegedly) funny jokes
  • A world where logic takes a coffee break - often

Escape is only one bad idea away.

From the game's Steam page.

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