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Divorce the Princess (Starring Finnley the Femboy)

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Divorce the Princess (Starring Finnley the Femboy) playtest

by Cloud-Headed Dev

Fight in a not-so-Punch-Out!!! battle system! Solve puzzles for rewards or to avoid the consequences™, navigate dastardly skill-based obstacles, and stumble your way into optional quests on your journey to get that sweet, sweet divorce.

Anyone with a Steam account can join, and it's free.

Access
Instant
On playtest since
Jan 30, 2026
Planned release
To be announced
Developer
Cloud-Headed Dev
Platforms
Windows
Players
Single-player
Languages
English

How to join the Divorce the Princess (Starring Finnley the Femboy) playtest

  1. Open the game's Steam page with the Join playtest button. Sign in to Steam if it asks.
  2. Use the Divorce the Princess (Starring Finnley the Femboy) playtest signup there. You're in straight away, with nothing to pay.
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About Divorce the Princess (Starring Finnley the Femboy)

The Dark Lord hath returned, and the king has given the princess's hand in marriage to whoever can defeat him. Finnley, the Femboy, has decided that in order to free the princess from marriage, he will defeat the Dark Lord, marry the princess, and then promptly divorce her! See? It's a kind gesture.

Use minigames to amp up your skills, like a basic slash, a healing spell, a shock spell, and \[PENDING TEEHEE]. Dodge the enemy's attacks and build up your counter attack meter to turn the tables on them.

Enemies bounce, shuck, and jive on the overworld, and you can avoid them or engage with them, if you make smart moves. If you get to a high-enough level, you can defeat the enemy without engaging in combat!

Use the tel-a-feather to talk to the princess to get hints, hear her commentary on recent events, or generally annoy her. Be careful, she might have something to say back!

Find the boulder in each town. "For what purpose?" you ask. Is discovery not its own reward?

From the game's Steam page.