Steam Playtests
Grampage: Life at 67

Open now · By request

Grampage: Life at 67 playtest

by StickyStoneStudio

YOUR RETIREMENT ISN’T GOING TO FUND ITSELF! Pension not cutting it? No problem. Grab up to three fellow retirees, break into houses, and steal your way to the retirement you deserve. Work together when you have to - but remember: only one of you gets to retire!

It's free to ask. The developer chooses who gets in.

Access
By request
Planned release
2027
Developer
StickyStoneStudio
Platforms
Windows
Players
Co-op, Multiplayer, Online co-op, Online PvP, PvP, Single-player, Split-screen co-op
Languages
English, German

How to join the Grampage: Life at 67 playtest

  1. Open the game's Steam page with the Request access button. Sign in to Steam if it asks.
  2. Request access to the Grampage: Life at 67 playtest there. It's free and doesn't commit you to anything.
  3. The developer lets players in, often in batches, so it can take a while. Steam emails you when you're in, and the playtest appears in your library.

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About Grampage: Life at 67

TEAM UP TO BREAK IN

Pick locks, kick down doors, climb through windows, or find your own questionable way inside. Some locks and oversized valuables need more than one pair of hands, making even the least trustworthy retiree useful - for a while.

STEAL WHAT'S ON YOUR LIST

At the start of every run, each player gets a randomized shopping list that carries across multiple heists. Priceless treasures, suspiciously luxurious toilet paper - whatever fits in your bag. Every retiree has their own priorities, and everyone wants to leave with the best haul.

MAKE NOISE, MAKE TROUBLE

Knock over chairs, lamps, plants, and smaller furniture as physics - driven chaos takes over the house. Trip over furniture or get knocked down, and your stolen goods go flying. Residents react to every noise - including whatever your crew yells over proximity voice chat.

TRUST IS A LIABILITY

You may need your friends to carry the safe, but you don’t need them to reach the van. Shove them into guards, knock the loot out of their hands, or steal their haul right at the getaway van. Cooperation gets you inside. Betrayal gets you paid.

ONLY ONE GETS TO RETIRE

Complete your list across multiple heists and bring the goods back safely. Only one retiree wins the run - and your friends are already planning how to make sure it isn’t you. Better you than anyone else, right, buddy?

From the game's Steam page.